WHY I DIDN'T ATTEND THE WOMEN'S MARCH

 

I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE CROWDS.  ADDITIONALLY, I REALLY REALLY HATE BEING COLD.

(There are other reasons, but you don't want me to explain because if you're human some part of my explanation would anger you - it's a gift I have.  And seriously, if you know me at all, you know it doesn't matter why people were gathered in large numbers outside in the winter with no evidence of a zombie-related emergency- the point is, people were gathered in large numbers outside in the winter with no evidence of a zombie-related emergency.)